Naughty Shenanigans part 1: The Plan

His Little Friend and I are plotting. She’s been fantasizing about the three of us getting together for a while now. I received a text wednesday saying she wants to surprise Hotshot with a ménage à trois. I’m always down for naughty shenanigans, especially ones involving people as rad as these two. This one is shaping up to be one of the funnest yet! The sex ambush!

As you might imagine, an ambush requires planning and a good plan includes a strong set up, perfect timing, the proper equipment, and flawless execution.

The Set-up
After our first date last Wednesday, His Little Friend texted Hotshot and told him that she wanted the three of us to get together for dinner, drinks, and whatever, but that our schedules weren’t matching up until late september. She said he was disappointed but that he said something awesome along the lines of “it will happen if/when it’s meant to happen.

He may have acted casual, but we knew we had him on the line 🙂 In one of the tasks he gives His Little friend, Hotshot asked her to masturbate to the thought of Patagonia fucking her throat while I lapped at her cunt and starfish. Obvious projection on his part 🙂
Today, after not talking to him for a couple days (I was on a camping trip) I sent him a text apologizing for not being able to meet him during his RnR. I mentioned all the dirty things I had been planning but wouldn’t be able to do until the end of September. I told him there were a few positions that I was dying to try…

“I want to lay on my back with your little friend 69 to me. She’s licking my pussy as you fuck her from behind and I lick/suck at your cock and her cunt from below.” Oh, and then there was this one…”She lays on her back with her head at the end of the bed. I bend you over her and fuck your ass while she sucks you dry” And…” I want you to sit on the edge of the bed and hold her in your lap, arms holding her legs open, cock filling her ass. I want to suck her clit while I slide my lubed glove inside her. Then we time our thrusts to alternate. Cock in, fist out, fist in, cock out. All the while I’m torturing her clit with my mouth.”

Ha! Now He’s super turned on. Sends me a shot of his massively erect penis and two minutes later His Little Friend is texting me with “you’re doing great! He’s texting me like crazy about what you sent him”.
Muahahahaha! Hook line and sinker.

He’s due home for RnR sunday evening. Dirty and exhausted, he’ll be expecting His little Friend to be waiting for him with an ice cold beer and a hot shower. She and I will arrive at his house a couple hours early to set up the scene.

Harness & strap-on
strapless feel-do
ball gag

The Scene
She wants to watch us fuck. She wants to be made to watch us fuck.
When Hotshots an hour out, I’ll begin.
First, I’ll place the chair facing the bed. I’ll walk her to the chair, ask her to sit, and offer her a glass of wine. While she sips, I’ll bind her right ankle to the bottom of chair leg. Now the Left.
Using her phone, I’ll snap a shot.
Right ankle bound. Send
Her knees will naturally come together in an attempt to cover her naked sex. I’ll bind her calf, she’ll struggle to touch her left knee to the bound one when I gently force it into position. She’ll now be sitting bolt upright, knees apart facing the bed, two hands clutching the glass of red wine.
Left calf bound. Send.
He’s getting closer.
I’ll check my ties, and linger between her legs long enough to kiss the inside of her thighs. With the glass in her right hand, I’ll bind her left to the chair.
Drink up darling. I’ll take the glass and smile before tying her free hand to to the chair.
One bound wrist. Send
Ball gag snug in her jaws.
A few minutes of time to kill, I’ll entertain myself.
The door opens….

See?! The planning is half the fun!
His Little Friend and I are having a real date wednesday. Like a real real, I’m going to taste her, date. We aren’t telling him. This rendezvous will be a secret wrapped in a secret! We may leak pics after just to fan the flames a bit…




Compersion. You’ve heard this word before no? It’s essentially taking pleasure in someone else’s pleasure…and here’s the kicker…even if their pleasure has NOTHING to do with you!

This morning, as I lay, legs akimbo, masturbating to the photo I received of His Little Friend licking the cum off of Patagonia’s beautifully familiar cock, I was overwhelmed by a wave of joy.
Looking at that captured moment of my lovers’ pleasure filled me with immense joy and gratitude. I am so fucking blessed! The universe continues to send me amazingly sexy/wonderful/strong/smart/dynamic/kinky/open sluts to play with!!! High-Five universe!!!

Cast of characters in this unscripted life of mine

It’s been awhile! Too long to catch you up on everything that’s been going on, so here is a quick run-down on the who’s who in this unscripted life of mine!

The Counselor:  The Counselor and I have parted ways.  Honestly, I was infatuated and he just wasn’t that into me. It was really hard to take at first because I don’t get twitterpated easily and when I do, i fall hard!  He’s seeing someone exclusively now. A hot little number who triggers my insecurities in that she is awesome with a capital A!  Can’t blame him for falling for her, and I’m genuinely happy for him!

Irish:  Irish will be leaving for California in two weeks. We’ve had a few dates this month that have reminded me just how much I’ll be missing when he leaves.  I’m excited about visiting him though. Yet another excuse to visit San Francisco! Did I ever mention the fact that he doesn’t masturbate?! Well, he doesn’t…or should I say didn’t!  We’ve been working on some exposure therapy and it’s working wonders!  He sent me a titillating video the other night of the progress he’s made. Im so proud of him 🙂 and turned on of course!

Patagonia/Craigslist Boy:  Still seeing each other!  Who would’ve thunk it?! Must be sneaking up on six months now. I had expected us to part ways months ago, but we’ve sort of fallen into a groove and dare I say friendship.  We have tons of fun together and the sexual chemistry is still nearly as hot as night one!  Just last week while his wife was on vacation (permission to have as much fun as possible while away) we had a couple sleep overs, a nearly 400 mile motorcycle ride (in one day!), and….I let him f my a! First time in 3+ years and it was A mazing!!! Hahaha, we’ll probably breakup now 🙂

The Pro:  Ok so this one is pretty new and I’ll definitely change her moniker if we keep dating but for now….  Patagonia has had plenty of new lovers over the past 6? months, one of whom he suggested I meet.  I realized it was a thinly veiled attempt at setting up a threesome, and told him I usually don’t do that unless I’m already sleeping with both parties individually already.  So….we’ve been seeing each other for about a month now 🙂  She’s a massage therapist and….an occasional escort!  Ok, this is where I’m experiencing some cognitive dissonance.  I have NO objection to sex work or sex workers.  I think it should be legal, I think there should be brothels, and I think that every massage parlor should offer a “happy ending”.  BUT…. okay, I dont even know what the but is, but there is one.   I haven’t slept with her yet.  Not even a kiss. Lots of snuggling, hot dancing, and some rad massages, but we haven’t gotten naked. Patagonia is not sleeping with her anymore because the idea of her fucking someone for money turns him off.  It’s the money part.  He’s had sex with and continues to sleep with more women than she could ever schedule, but there it is.  The stigma. The taboo. It sort of turns me on and yet I hesitate.

Red:  Yummy.  This is my newest lover.  He’s a firefighter. Tall, handsome, strong, and hung like a goddamned pony. Seriously, I usually don’t care much about size, but holy moly…Its the biggest I’ve ever seen in person. Not only does he have an amazing  tool, he’s also the most orally gifted gent I’ve EVER been with. He’s significantly older than the rest at 44, but I find it refreshing.  My ex-husband and last ltr were both a decade older than me.  It’s really fun to fuck a MAN.

He’s in a primary relationship with a super-hot woman who lives here in town. I know she’s super-hot because she introduced herself to me the other morning while I was grabbing some coffee before work.  Ha! Red must have shown her pics. 

Anyway, he’s off fighting the fires in E. Wa and gets RnR every two wks.  He was home with her on the last break and we’ve scheduled a date for the one coming up next wk.  I’m sick with a summertime flu right now so I’m hoping to be better by then!

Nice Guy: Been on a couple dates with this fella, and still feeling him out. No sexy time yet as I’m still figuring out if I like him or not. He’s my age. Super fit ex-bodybuilder.  Not really into the whole muscle bound thing.  He builds and repairs boats/yachts and has a couple little girls.  He’s divorced and has never been in an open relationship but seems okay with my non-monogamous ways.

The Lawyer: The newest of the new.  Just started chatting this one up the other day.  He answered my latest ad on CL (the only response I found intriguing).  We’re meeting next week for our first face to face.   So far the sexting is dry but the wit is sharp.


So that’s that! I’ve been working hard (six days a wk 58-65hrs/wk) and playing hard!  Family life is good, school is about to start up again for all of us and I’m appreciating these homework-free days to the fullest!

Craigslist adventure part IV: I’m going to meet The Wife!

Oh my gosh I’m buzzing with excitement.  Patagonia just sent me his lady’s contact info and I sent her an introductory text and coffee/lunch invite!  He’s out of town for the weekend and this would be the perfect opportunity for her and I to get together. If she’s half as rad as he says she is, I’m stoked! I’m so nervous! What if she doesn’t like me? What if she karate chops me with her veto power?!  This has been such a wonderful adventure from the start.  I wasn’t expecting to find anyone worth meeting when I posted that ad. It’s Craigslist for goodness sake!  I never would have dreamt that I’d meet someone with whom I share such amazing chemistry.  And now, here I am meeting his wife! Squee! She texted me back! We might get together tonight!

What a crazy awesome day!

I cancelled my date with Irish this morning in favor of a long solo bike ride.  I needed to get out of the city and into the woods. Irish and I have been lovers for almost two years and have a really good relationship. We get together on a fairly regular basis for walks, coffee, and study sessions (we met in school). This would have been a coffee date on campus so not a big deal to postpone. Still, I’ve been missing him lately.  The last two real dates (scheduled sleep-overs) we’ve made fell through due to life intervening the way it sometimes does.   Oh well, it will happen when it happens. We are flexible and forgiving with each other and I love that about our connection. 

I also talked to The Counselor briefly today.  Just a quick check in.  The last date we had was the morning after the first super hot night with Patagonia and I really should have cancelled it because I was still glowing from someone else’s kisses.  When I’m with someone, I give them my undivided attention but this time I was definitely divided!  So, it turned out to be a super mellow coffee and cuddle session where I told him all about my craigslist adventure.  Anyway, today, when he asked me how it was going with “craigslist boy ;-)” I was filled with this amazing rush of wow, this non-monogamy thing is really effing awesome!  I mean, when it works, when everyone is honest, when everyone’s need are being met and we can just talk openly about our lives and “others”… its such a rush. I feel like a sexual anarchist!  Anyway, he and I are trying to find time to get together to play catch up sometime in the next couple weeks.  Scheduling is going to be tricky now that I’ve added Patagonia to the mix. My life feels full and wonderful right now.